Interoffice Correspondence: FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY
From: Director of Marketing
Attn: All Staff Members

We have just completed the
development on the new line of high performing alternators and starters for the
automotive aftermarket. Frankly the
prototypes have been nothing short of amazing.
The power curves of the alternators have exceeded engineering
expectations and the mean time between failure (MTBF) is out of this
world. Rest assured, these new products
will have no equal and will be what everyone else is compared to. Production should be in full swing in the
next 60days and assembly training will be starting in the next 14days. Look for product availability to be limited
initially to ensure that our distribution network fully understands these
revolutionary products.
The products will be known as
“PURPLE POWERHOUSE™” and is the
result of observations during the initial testing phase. It appears that during the MTBF testing, one
of the engineers remarked that the unit is making so much power, its turning
purple. Hence the name
“PURPLE POWERHOUSE™”. Further
information will be available from your department heads.